The Colour Purple

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Friday, 11 April 2008

Cadbury-Schweppes, purveyors of such foodstaffs as Coca-Cola and shit chocolate, today lost its court case against Darrell Lea, purveyors of all manner of sugary yummy foodstuffs to rot your teeth. It had dragged DL through the Federal Court for the past FIVE YEARS to try to stop it from using the colour purple in its packaging because it claims DL's customers will be fooled into believing that they are buying Cadburry-Schweppes products.

This rather unfuriates me, dear bloggers and readers of same. Five fucking years. Multi millions of dollars spent in something so utterly ridiculous. It just beggars belief.

Your foodstuffs are still just as shit, Cadbury-Schweppes. It's just that now you've wasted a shitload of money and now consumers everywhere will (hopefully), when they think of you, keep in mind that you think they have an IQ of a gnat.

Stop wasting everyone's goddamn time.