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Friday, 14 March 2008

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt

The Onion

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt

VATICAN CITY—The damage occurred when Pope Benedict XVI, who was on laundry duty, did not notice a brand new bright-red Hanes Beefy-T in the Holy Whirlpool washer.


Man Dies After Long And Painful Battle With Life

The Onion

Man Dies After Long And Painful Battle With Life

LEWISTOWN, MT-Gerald Carruthers, a retired insurance agent and father of three, died Monday at 77 following a long and painful battle with life.


I Say Live Life To The Fullest In Terms Of Yearly Income Set Against Monthly Expenditures

The Onion

I Say Live Life To The Fullest In Terms Of Yearly Income Set Against Monthly Expenditures

Each morning, I wake up with a smile on my face and a renewed sense of vigor, because this day is unlike any other, and it is full of potential....


Somebody Should Do Something About All the Problems

The Onion

Somebody Should Do Something About All the Problems

Why isn't anyone doing anything about all the problems? We're living in a time with super computers and underwater sea stations and million-dollar laboratories. And still, everyday when I watch the TV news shows I see all sorts of problems!

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2 comments

  1. Sue14 March 2008 at 17:27

    Sue - yes, so true.

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  2. Sue14 March 2008 at 17:27

    It looks like you're the only one out of your whole blog readership that likes The Onion. But that's alright. It's not like you need external validation for what you post. Sometimes you just get it wrong, you know?

    And of course, that doesn't mean that you've got it wrong. If you find something funny and the entire rest of the world doesn't, does that stop it being funny for you?

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