Men and women are just so bloody different. Sometimes it makes me want to impale myself face down on some eyeball-spaced spikes.
I reckon one day it's going to be discovered that lost to the mists of time was a third gender ~ let's call them mimmen.
Life was particularly interesting when the mimmen walked the earth because both men AND women fraternised with them.
And it was great on the one hand, because the mimmen understood both men and women, being the middle gender. But then it was complicated, because it got to be like a love triangle thing writ large, with the end result being that everyone got so
jealous and overwrought that over time, the messenger was shot, and the mimmen were just quite simply wiped out, murdered in their beds by both men and women.
And that's why now we're just stuck with each
other. As punishment.
(I love men. But honestly, sometimes you all just fucking shit me :D