May you be snogged greatly with his pastalike extremities, today and every day.I love worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster but it irritates me that he, like so many gods, is represented only as male - look at all those phallic noodly appendages and those giant big meatballs.
Where is the place for the feminine in the universe of the FSM?
I don't know - that could be seen as long flowing hair and boobies. However, since it's said he has bigger balls than God, I would assume he's male.
ReplyDeleteYes, I guess it could be hair and boobies. Maybe he's both.
ReplyDeleteWhile we're here - testicles. WTF is that all about? Those things are the damn ugliest things ever to have been put on the earth
You're just jealous Sue. Ask Freud
ReplyDeleteThat's just all a cock and bull story.
ReplyDeleteFreud's a tosser
lol
ReplyDeleteUpon closer inspection I think that the guy on the left of the picture looks like he could do with a serious blessing from the noodly one.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's miniscule, isn't it? Looks like a piece of chicken noodle soup or a piece of decomposed macaroni. I'm sure the FSM can help him.
ReplyDeleteActually, that's David on the left, isn't it? It always struck me as strange how he seems almost bored to be reaching out to touch God, like it's some half-assed attempt to get in touch. I think it's because he's pissed off at how little wedding tackle was bestowed upon him
ReplyDeleteI think its Adam, Isn't it the creation scene from the sistine chapel? Adam being animated by God.
ReplyDeleteI reckon that he is wondering how he is supposed to be the father of mankind...
HAHAHA!!!!!!
ReplyDeletesue: i have the same issue with most presentations of the fsm.
ReplyDeleteregarding adam - he may have just got out of a pool - who knows what his man-size was when eve was near? (let us not rush to judge).
It must have been a pool full of ice cubes in the midst of Winter in Antarctica.
ReplyDeleteStep away for a minute and look what I miss!
ReplyDeleteIf God is "just now" animating him, keep in mind he was dead a minute ago.
That's true. But why God didn't just fashion for him a big schlong to start off with so he didn't have to redo it after ... maybe it was when he fashioned a chick out of his side, he also took a bit of extra side meat and added it where it needed to go :)
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