A prayer for those of the faith

Tuesday 11 March 2008

May you be snogged greatly with his pastalike extremities, today and every day.

I love worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster but it irritates me that he, like so many gods, is represented only as male - look at all those phallic noodly appendages and those giant big meatballs.

Where is the place for the feminine in the universe of the FSM?

14 comments

  1. I don't know - that could be seen as long flowing hair and boobies. However, since it's said he has bigger balls than God, I would assume he's male.

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  2. Yes, I guess it could be hair and boobies. Maybe he's both.

    While we're here - testicles. WTF is that all about? Those things are the damn ugliest things ever to have been put on the earth

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  3. You're just jealous Sue. Ask Freud

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  4. That's just all a cock and bull story.

    Freud's a tosser

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  5. Upon closer inspection I think that the guy on the left of the picture looks like he could do with a serious blessing from the noodly one.

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  6. Yes, it's miniscule, isn't it? Looks like a piece of chicken noodle soup or a piece of decomposed macaroni. I'm sure the FSM can help him.

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  7. Actually, that's David on the left, isn't it? It always struck me as strange how he seems almost bored to be reaching out to touch God, like it's some half-assed attempt to get in touch. I think it's because he's pissed off at how little wedding tackle was bestowed upon him

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  8. I think its Adam, Isn't it the creation scene from the sistine chapel? Adam being animated by God.

    I reckon that he is wondering how he is supposed to be the father of mankind...

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  9. sue: i have the same issue with most presentations of the fsm.

    regarding adam - he may have just got out of a pool - who knows what his man-size was when eve was near? (let us not rush to judge).

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  10. It must have been a pool full of ice cubes in the midst of Winter in Antarctica.

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  11. Step away for a minute and look what I miss!

    If God is "just now" animating him, keep in mind he was dead a minute ago.

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  12. That's true. But why God didn't just fashion for him a big schlong to start off with so he didn't have to redo it after ... maybe it was when he fashioned a chick out of his side, he also took a bit of extra side meat and added it where it needed to go :)

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